Deportation, Part 3
This process is often called the "Slinky Effect".
It is so named after a cheap toy that is a coiled spring and if
you placed one tiny bit of the "Slinky" someplace, the entire
body of the "Slinky" immediately leaps there too.
There are ways of driving that "Slinky" with plutonium
power. For example, it is possible to invite a friend or relative
(as defined above) for a visit and if that friend or relative
is pregnant and has that child inside the United States of America
then that child is a US citizen immediately and does not have
to leave -- ever. And, it can then invite his / her natural mother
who had her plus the "father he / she never knew" to be a citizen
and both of them can then invite all of their relatives -- including
the natural mother's husband -- and the process really gets exciting
to see.
But, yes, there's more!
Laws are now in the works to allow "partners"
to be imported. Yes, people of the same sex who are "one".
Now we will have some truely amazing possibilites. Not only do
we have all of the above but now the deck chairs can all be shuffled
in any and all possible orders and permutations.
Some people never become US citizens and just live
in this country. There are people in the United States that somehow
got here and have never even bothered to learn to speak English
and yet have been here over 50 years. If they want to have
a relative come here then that relative may have to be on a waiting
list.
But it gets far more interesting. Lets say that
you never bothered to learn English or to read or write or to
even know anything about the United States Constitution or relly
much of anything. But somehow you plopped within our borders and
have been here for decades. In this case, most of the citizenship
test is waived for you -- by statute.
Then there are people who obey the law. There are
people from the Philippines who have been waiting on a list for
more than 20 years. There are people from Mexico who have been
waiting for a decade.
The Last Word:
Don't worry, even if you are in the United States
illegally it is still possible to "live the good life".
Yes, you can receive welfare benefits, thanks to something called
PRUCOL (Permanently Residing Under Color of Law).
